Funny WhatsApp Status

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My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

 

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

 

Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

 

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

 

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

 

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

 

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

 

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. ?

 

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

 

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

 

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

 

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

 

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

 

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me ?

 

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

 

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

 

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

 

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

 

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

 

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

 

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

 

If you can’t convince her then confuse her

 

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

 

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

 

I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.

 

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

 

AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.

 

DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?

 

WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE.

 

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

 

HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

 

I STILL MISS MY EX – BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER ????

 

SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK.

 

NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

 

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

 

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

 

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

 

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

 

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

 

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

 

My style is unique don’t copy it!

 

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

 

Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

 

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

 

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

 

Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

 

Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

 

I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with anyone who have lots of money.

 

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

I just need a good Wifi and Wife.

 

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