Funky Status


I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs


I’m the dude with cool attitude


Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.


Silence is the best response to a fool.


A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.


It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.


I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.


My life my rules. _|_


Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.


I do not get drunk- I get awesome.


Time is precious waste it wisely.


Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


A jealous woman does better research than FBI.


Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.


Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.


The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.


I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.


Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.


Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.


Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..


Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..


Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…


I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..


I am Waiting for GF Message!


There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..


I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…


Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!


When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!


Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..


Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…


Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…


Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..


Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..


I don’t care what people think or say about me!..


I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.


There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.


Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!


Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!


Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!


Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!


If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.


I’m cool but Summer made me hot!


Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!


Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!


Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.


Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.


I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.


Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.


Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !


I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…


Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!



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