Emotional WhatsApp Status


I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.


Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.


If I get jealous then yes I really like you.


Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.


Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.


Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.


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I love buying new things but I hate spending money.


I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.


Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.


Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.


If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.


There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.


Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.


Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang


We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.


Behind this smile is everything you?ll never understand.


I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.


Because every breath I take proves that I can live without you.


Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.


A failure is a success only if you learn from the mistakes you did.


Hard work is a two way street. You get back exactly what you put in.


Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.


I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!


Virtue is never left to stand alone. He who has it will have neighbors.


A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t


Love your girl like you love your Coffee? Enjoy it before its hotness goes.


When you learn to accept instead of expect, You’ll have fewer disappointments.


Dreams are the answers to questions that we haven’t yet figured out how to ask.


The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.


Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours


Everyone has someone in their life that keeps them looking forward to another day.


Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.


Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a????. Girl 🙂



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