Cool WhatsApp Status


Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.


Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.


Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..


Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..


Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…


I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..


I am Waiting for GF Message!


There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..


I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…


Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!


When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!


Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..


Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…


Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…


Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..


Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..


I don’t care what people think or say about me!..


I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.


There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.


Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!


Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!


Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!


Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!


If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.


I’m cool but Summer made me hot!


Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!


Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!


Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.


Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.


I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.


Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.


Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !


I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…


Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!


I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!


WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!


In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…


I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..


People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!


I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.


There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.


Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…


Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…


Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.


Totally available!! Please disturb me!!


Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…


Life is journey. I am traveler.


Life must go on 🙂


Never too busy to be happy 🙂


Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.


A smile suits every kind of clothes


I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.



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