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WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

 

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….

 

I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….

 

People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

 

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

 

There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.

 

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…(cool whatsapp status)

 

“Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

 

Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

 

The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

 

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

 

Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.

 

I am probably single….because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008.

 

In “Success” all depends on the second letter.(cool whatsapp status)

 

I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!

 

I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced

 

Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.

 

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

 

You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.

 

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

 

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

 

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

 

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

 

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

 

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

 

Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.(cool whatsapp status)

 

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

 

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

 

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

 

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

 

Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

 

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

 

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

 

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

 

Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then ,why aren’t you msg me!

 

Try to solve your problem yourself …Don’t Depend on other..!

 

Every people is a intelligent,When he work Hard!

 

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!( whatsapp status cool )

 

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, ..It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

 

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

 

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai…. Ser pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

 

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !

 

‘Work until you don’t have to ,introduce yourself ‘

 

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

 

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

 

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

 

I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME(cool whatsapp status)

 

I drink to make other people interesting.

 

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

 

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder

 

Man And God Met Somewhere, Both Exclaimed: “My Creator!”

 

We Have Enough Gun Control. What We Need Is Idiot Control.(Cool Whatsapp Status)

 

The Trouble Is That You Think You’ve Time!If The Facts Don’T Fit The Theory, Change The Facts.

 

Very Painful Feeling In The World….Being Truly In Love With Someone & Still Being Single.

 

You May Not Be Perfect In Many Things…But..Many Things Cannot Be Perfect Without You.

 

A Little Boy Asked His Father, “Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?” Father Replied, “I Don’T Know Son, I’M Still Paying.

 

I Am Born To Express Not To Impress.

 

A TV Can Insult Your Intelligence, But Nothing Rubs It In Like A Computer.

 

I Stayed In A Really Old Hotel Last Night. They Sent Me A Wake-Up Letter.

 

Whenever A Tree Loses It’S Leaf A New Leaf Is Ready To To Take Its Place.(cool whatsapp status)

 

I Am A Good Boy With Lots Of Bad Habits.

 

He Has All Of The Virtues I Dislike And None Of The Vices I Admire.

 

Making A Million Friends Is Not A Miracle. The Miracle Is To Make A Friend Who Will Stand By You When Millions Are Against You.

 

Why Do Americans Choose From Just Two People To Run For President And 50 For Miss America?

 

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